Speaking of The Bachelor

On tonight's episode, after this 25-year-old fruitcake named Lisa (you know, the one with the marriage and babies timeline) appeared in front of her beau wearing a wedding dress, a tiara, with a stack of wedding magazines on her coffee table, she said:

Lorenzo, seeing me in the wedding dress was like, Oh my
god. I could marry this girl.

So what'd that crazy romantic Bachelor do? Run away? (Like any sane man would do.) Nope, he promptly gave her the next rose.

Guess I should re-think my dating strategy; desperation in mighty doses is apparently so-very 2006.