A Tasmanian Road Trip in Numbers
# of times blogger saw road kill: eighty four
# of times blogger created road kill: Possibly one (no questions, please; RIP little birdie)
# of times blogger became road kill: Zero (touch wood)
# of times blogger screamed to herself, "STAY IN THE LEFT!" at the top of her lungs while turning down narrow, windy, bumpy roads: 1,073,687
# of times blogger drove on the right side of the road: one
# of times blogger got into the wrong side of the car: twelve
# of cars passed in narrow, windy, bumpy Tassie roads: three
# of live kangaroo sightings: one
# of transgendered Tassie sightings: one
# of Hobart gallery openings blogger crashed, thus leading to several hours of partying with entire artist population of Hobart: one
# of drunken propositions blogger received from Hobart artists: two (including one biker bracelet)
# of drunken propositions blogger accepted from Hobart artists: zero
# of wineries visited: three
# of bottles of wine consumed: No Comment!
# of times blogger listened to Herman's Hermit's, "I'm into something good" while being the only guest at St Mary's Seaview Farm: six
# of glasses of wine consumed before the sixth listening of above-mentioned song: three
# of times blogger created road kill: Possibly one (no questions, please; RIP little birdie)
# of times blogger became road kill: Zero (touch wood)
# of times blogger screamed to herself, "STAY IN THE LEFT!" at the top of her lungs while turning down narrow, windy, bumpy roads: 1,073,687
# of times blogger drove on the right side of the road: one
# of times blogger got into the wrong side of the car: twelve
# of cars passed in narrow, windy, bumpy Tassie roads: three
# of live kangaroo sightings: one
# of transgendered Tassie sightings: one
# of Hobart gallery openings blogger crashed, thus leading to several hours of partying with entire artist population of Hobart: one
# of drunken propositions blogger received from Hobart artists: two (including one biker bracelet)
# of drunken propositions blogger accepted from Hobart artists: zero
# of wineries visited: three
# of bottles of wine consumed: No Comment!
# of times blogger listened to Herman's Hermit's, "I'm into something good" while being the only guest at St Mary's Seaview Farm: six
# of glasses of wine consumed before the sixth listening of above-mentioned song: three
posted by TessaJ at 6:49 PM
3 Comments:
What a fantastic write-up!
Sounds like a lot of fun. I know what you mean about having to constantly remind yourself which side of the road to drive on (had to remind myself of that after I returned from China - LEFT LANE! LEFT LANE!).
Glad that you are having a fab trip!
Sound like an exciting trip! Wish I had the time (and money) to travel. :)
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