Sick. Sick. Sick.

Answer this: Why do I always get sick when I'm invited to a hip party thrown by a hip French woman and attended by hip, sexy, straight French men?

Instead of sneezing all over everyone and everything French, I've holed myself up in my apartment, drunk tea, eaten carry-in Chinese, graded horrible essays, and watched most of Season One of House.

For enlightenment, check out what makes people sneeze!