3 Things A Man Should Never Do On A Saturday Night
(1) Wear (fake) hipster glasses and a red bandana. Can someone say, "Makes you look like a serial killer"? (Actually, we did say that, but that's another post entirely.)
(2) Use as his pick-up line: You have such nice full lips; I'll bet that means you're a great kisser. Shall I find out?
(3) When that doesn't work, turn to above-mentioned woman's friend and say: Your lips are narrow. Does that make you a bad kisser? Shall I find out?
Forget looking like a serial killer. This guy's just a loser!
(2) Use as his pick-up line: You have such nice full lips; I'll bet that means you're a great kisser. Shall I find out?
(3) When that doesn't work, turn to above-mentioned woman's friend and say: Your lips are narrow. Does that make you a bad kisser? Shall I find out?
Forget looking like a serial killer. This guy's just a loser!
posted by TessaJ at 10:08 AM
4 Comments:
No he di'n't!!!!
Yup. 100% true experience!
OH MY GOD. That is shameful.
What a nimrod. I love any excuse to use the word nimrod--but this guy sounds like he embodies NIMROD!
He's still texting my friend (who was just drunk enough to give her business card to everyone!)
Definitely a nimrod.
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