Tuesday, July 04, 2006


Now, I'm excited about the second installment of Pirates of the Caribbean just as much as the next Johnny Depp obsessed gal. And, no doubt, Ms. Keira "I Look Like I Have To Poop" Knightley falls into this category as well, seeing as how the first installment shot her into superstardom. But will someone please give Ms. Knightley a cookie? Or twelve?

(Image from Getty Images!)


Blogger steveohville speakeasy said...

looks like elizabeth swann's got a severe case of scurvy. the high seas are a rough place.

or she's anorexic.

it looks like her dress is a ball and chain on her.

10:00 PM  
Blogger TessaJ said...

I know she's naturally slim, but this....seems pretty shocking.

9:31 AM  
Blogger I.oana said...

she's anorexic... i guess

9:42 AM  
Blogger A Novelist said...

OMG - I haven't seen a recent pic of her lately. This is really shocking.

10:30 AM  
Blogger TessaJ said...

It's hard to say what exactly is going on -- she's in last month's Vogue (I think it's Vogue...she's on a lot of magazine covers these days) and looks just fine. So who knows?

10:51 AM  
Blogger steveohville speakeasy said...

she makes her dress look fat.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

Blech. I do not get the big deal with this girl.

heavy sigh--not impressed.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Yikes! Scary to say the least.

2:29 PM  
Blogger steveohville speakeasy said...

she's scary right now, in that photo, with her skeletor arms, but honestly, she's gorgeous. like stunningly gorgeous. like wordlessly and breathlessly gorgeous.

and she has a british accent, which is nice and adds something to the mix.

what? it's not like women aren't the only ones allowed to use that cliche.

5:27 PM  
Blogger TessaJ said...

Sure, she has perfect skin, but that's about it. She has one facial expression, like she has to poop. The end.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, forget the cookies. someone feed her a cheeseburger.

9:03 PM  
Blogger steveohville speakeasy said...

are you sure to feed her a cheeseburger?

you'd be able to see the sesame seed buns in her ribcage.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Maybe it's just the bronzing powder smeared on her chest. Let's just blame that. (eek!)

1:15 PM  
Blogger TessaJ said...

Yeah, I'm hoping there's just something that's temporarily caused her to lose weight (stress) or it's just a series of bad pictures. For all she bugs me, she has always struck me as a real, honest, together young woman.

10:33 AM  

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